Get the fuck off my LAWN!!!!!!!!!

**0193081** · September 13th, 2005, 01:11 AM

Originally posted by munkkeychusetts:
And another thing!!!!

Diane and Mariska are like best friends...they threw bridal showers for one another...awwwwww [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

But did they get drunk and make out afterwards?

**Chairman Kaga** · September 13th, 2005, 01:11 AM

That is what I was refering to. I was saying Christ. As in Christ this makes me think like a 13 year old masturbatory schmuck..

**0193081** · September 13th, 2005, 01:18 AM

Hey, 2(hot broad) + bridal shower = instant boner

**Tortricidae** · September 13th, 2005, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by munkkeychusetts:

Jesus, hiring contractors can be scary...my parents had the same problems when they had a bunch of stuff redone on their house recently. The people just don't even show up some days if they don't feel like it. Don't know if this is a common problem with contractors, but it makes you want to do as much on your own as you possibly can [img]eek.gif[/img]

that seems to be a common problem. my parents had endless issues with the people who built their garage, and redid the roof. someone down the street had a new house built recently..the workers started on the house in spring of last year. it's just now getting finished.

**Darkest Angel** · September 13th, 2005, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by Peter Hoffman:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by munkkeychusetts:

But did they get drunk and make out afterwards?<hr /></blockquote>...in my world...yes.
[img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

**KillerKanuck** · September 13th, 2005, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Peter Hoffman:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by munkkeychusetts:

But did they get drunk and make out afterwards?<hr /></blockquote>...in my world...yes.
[img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img] <hr /></blockquote>They're doing a whole lot more than making out in my world.

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**chaserfan** · September 13th, 2005, 03:09 PM

BBBOOOOING! just kidding, I'm a happily married man.

anyway, I've got some great stuff that would make that car look like it was in a war or something!

**Burke-S** · September 13th, 2005, 11:35 PM

Could be worse.
lawn

Could look out the window and see
a cluster fuck like this.

Sorry guess its not there anymore.

[ September 13, 2005 08:38 PM: Message edited by: Burke-S ]

**dropshipbob** · September 14th, 2005, 03:41 AM

I'm the same way. First house the wife and I owned, and it sat 3 feet away from the neighbors house. Of course the car-ports were sitting next to each other so the actual "living areas" were on opposite ends. So there was that little bit of grass between us that was split in half. The people that owned the house way before us let the people in the other house build a concrete pad right over the property line and touching both driveways. They did this so they had a place to park a camper. My neighbor at the time used it as a parking spot for this big, ultra crappy rusted out caddy. Seems with all the comings and going of a busy family, he just HAD to park there. I bought it till his kids also used it fortheir basketball games and were constantly bouncing their dam ball off our cars.

No one seems interested in common courtesy(sp) untill it infringes on something they think they have ownership of. I asked the dad to put a stop to it a number of times, always with the same tired response. I finally blew up about it and told him to keep his kids and his car off our property.
Then he threatened me with harassment charges...which were completely without merit. I finally piled up a bunch of landscaping timbers on our half to try and keep him off....which didn't work. He'd just use his car as a bulldozer and puch them over a bit, granted, the pile was only about half a foot tall.
Then one day we sold that house, and on the day we actually moved, we came back in the middle of the night to say good buy to the house...have one last look. Imagine my anger when I noticed the fat bastard next door had completely moved the timbers unto our front lawn! Guess he thought we werent coming back.
So I oliged him by wedging several of the timbers under his car so that when next he moved, he'd have a hell of a thump and lots of racket to greet him.
Oh, and I also once caught his kids taking a piss in my backyard...in the middle of the day...during the weekend! I gave them hell and made them run like you've seen no man-child run.

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